The Book – ” You Know You’re a Herper WHEN YOU DREAM IN GREEN.”

You Know You’re a Herper_ WHEN YOU DREAM IN GREEN The most hilarious collection of quotes by reptile and amphibian lovers ever. HERE’S THE BOOK YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR AND ONLY YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN! Anita and I are ready to send You Know You’re a Herper_ WHEN YOU DREAM IN GREEN to the printer. HOWEVER, since we’re publishing the book ourselves, we cannot give the printer a print count without having your actual order in hand. So Please Send In Your Order Now (See below to learn how) We guarantee that as you read this collection of herpers’ lighthearted revelations about their lives with their cold-blooded charges you’ll: ___Groan in recognition ___Shake your head in wonder ___Wipe away tears of laughter ___And call your friends, your relatives and your Mom to read “the good parts” out loud. You’ll find these “good parts” throughout the book_in chapters on: Feeding Herps Housekeeping and Herps Moms and Herps Married with Herps Getting Bit by a Herp General Herp Craziness Going Above and Beyond for Herps And many more. In fact, the “good parts” are the book. A few entries to whet your appetite: You know you’re a herper when_ _the chicken you take out of the freezer tastes a bit like “mouse.” _your good night kiss is from a Mali Uromastyx. _there is a turtle pond in your kitchen, and lizards have a spot on your couch. _at around nine years old, you put a toad on your tongue to impress your friends. _you send out birth announcements for a hatching. _while vacationing at the Grand Canyon, everybody else is looking at the view; you’re down in the rocks chasing lizards. The book is a paperback and will be approximately 125 pages long. It will NOT be available at brick-and-mortar, like Barnes & Noble or Borders, or online bookstores. You can order it only from us! For a look at the book cover just email asalzberg@… for a jpg file. HOW TO ORDER OR A SMALL PRICE FOR A GREAT BOOK! Dream in Green is just $11.95 per copy, plus S&H. Order 10 copies or more and each book is just $10 each. (They Make Great Gifts!!) S&H: Media mail (1-2 weeks): $3.25 for the first book, plus 50 cents for each additional book First class mail (2-4 days): $4.50 for the first book, plus $1.25 for each additional book. New York State residents please add $1.03 tax to the per copy price. 3 Easy Ways to Place Your Order: (We won’t charge your card or cash your check until your order is ready to ship.) 1) E-mail your VISA, MasterCard or AMEX account number, expiration date, and shipping and billing address(es) to asalzberg@…. If you are uncomfortable putting all that information in one email, use separate emails for your credit card account number/expiration 2) Make out a check or U.S. money order to HerpArts.com (not Herpdigest.org). On a separate sheet, please specify the number of books you’d like, your preferred shipping method, and your email address or phone number so we may contact you if necessary). Then snail mail the check and instructions to: Dream in Green c/o Allen Salzberg 67-87 Booth St., 5B Forest Hills, NY 11375 3) Use PayPal. Our account is info@… (or as they say on their order form “recipient’s email”). If you wish to pay with PayPal, we won’t be able to “hold” your payment. However, if there is any problem, we will issue a prompt refund. For international orders: please e-mail Allen at asalzberg@… for shipping and handling charges. REMEMBER: WE WILL NOT CHARGE YOUR CREDIT CARD OR CASH YOUR CHECK UNTIL WE HAVE BOOKS READY TO MAIL. THAT SHOULD BE NO LATER THAN THE FIRST WEEK IN APRIL. IF THERE’S ANY CHANGE IN THAT DATE, WE WILL NOTIFY YOU BY EMAIL OR PHONE (EMAIL PREFERRED). This book is a small gem, and one that every herper will want for his or her own. Don’t wait or you’ll risk missing out on this great book. Send in your order today! Herpingly Yours, Allen Salzberg P.S. This may be our only print run. We cannot afford to stock the book. That’s why we need advance orders. So be sure to reserve your copies by March 21!